Monday, January 12, 2009

how to lose 7.5 pounds in one week

week one: weigh self on your mom's scale - get off said scale thinking "wtf??". go to gym.

week two: weigh self on own scale. realize it reads -7.5 from previous week. think, "wtf!" then realize your mom's scale has always weighed heavy. re-think, "WTF!" and go to gym.

now how to gain it all back in one meal, two words: grandma's house. go to gym.

i can't actually back that last part up, but it seemed like a nice way to end this blog... and i did indulge a bit at grandma's last night...

THE END

3 comments:

rachel june* said...

anj, you are inspiring my fat ass to run again. and loved the bed pic you look so gorgeous i had to do a double take. really. wish i looked that hot in the mourn!

anjer said...

oh, rachel, you are too sweet! i've never been called "gorgeous" in the morning, so thanks for toally making my day!

and, um, your ass isn't even close to fat so i'm really not quite sure what you're talking about...

Lima Bean said...

i went to the doctor last week and their scale said i had gained 25 pounds in one month. you can imagine the horror. i mean, being pregnant i expected to gain some, but i knew that couldn't be right. i asked for a new weigh-in on a different scale and we all discovered that scale was BROKEN. 18 pounds broken in fact. what scale can you really trust?