boo! i mean, baaawk! baawk baawk!

some girls look at halloween as an excuse to dress provocatively [read: like skanks] ... or as the work email that went out yesterday inviting all staff to dress-up referred to it as, "lewd and offensive." anyway, i am not one of those girls. never have been and most likely never will be. so here are some photos of my oh-so-appropriate/oh-so-not-lewd/oh-so-unflattering costume...

i'm still trying to figure out why i was crossing the road...